Friday, February 18, 2011

Notes From the Desperate Capitol of Somnopolis

It reeked of sleep … because we are all poets or babies in the middle of the night, struggling with being.” Martin Amis, London Fields

Because with a suddenness, you are at the airport. Oh sure, you could recollect the pre-dawn of the traveller moving through empty suburban stations with bleary expectation. But this isn't Somnopolis. The stone-faced check-in chicks, the avenue of surly security guards, the glistening valleys of duty free goods you never expect to buy but hope, someday, to take advantage of – these are the forgotten suburbs of Somnopolis that demarcate the approach to the capitol. It is my intention with the notes that follow to capture some of the inner quarters of this well-lit, desperate city. To portray like deja vu the strange quarters of this secret metropolis.

The Lightness of the Waiting Lounge

We all have everyday luggage. Not just our keys, wallet and phone – we wheel around our culture and our language as if they were backpacks full of curios and unwashed jeans. This is why sitting at the airport cafe in Phnom Penh I so understand the French couple twisted over their coffee and carry-ons. Somnopolis makes real a weight you have felt all your life and unburdens you from it at entry. We watched them, Lara and I, these ancient twenty-somethings as they bickered about what to remove from their taped trunks to squeeze under the twenty kilo limit. They were sharply dressed but their well chosen ensemble was slung from their shoulders in disrepair. In the waiting lounge I watched them drift at hands length but without touching, tender faces turned to each pictorial menu in turn. Hungry. Broke. Zombified.

Meanwhile Lara complains about the cost of her food, the duty free, etc. and I agree with her in a far-off way. Our clothes and books were squashed against our ankles as we ate. We work together as good travellers do – taking turns to break down or complain, cheering the other up. But here, in the departure lounge, we are wilfully and painlessly delayed. And why? For our lack of responsibilities, for our lack of baggage. It's all there in that French couple staring at a silent TV sipping their black coffee, waiting out their weightlessness.



Which Airport is This Again?

It was in Kuala Lumpur this time that it struck me – the approach to the airport, the method of transportation, even the gates outside bespeak the land you are in. But within the food court, looking towards arrivals there is a simulacrum of airports. I look at my tuna salad sandwich and the plastic triangle casing and think, where am I? Where am I going? I look over to Lara and she is not as lost as I, pointing out a man unceremoniously driving a cherry picker through the crowd, stopping to change some light bulbs in a departures/arrivals sign.

Short on cash but big on hunger, we crawl through security and scan the Duty Free Shops, broke but with nothing else to do. We come across a candy store that prices by 100 gram increments. Lara and I pace up and down the frosted displays picking from the sampler trays, circulating into the dried fruit and herbal jelly section (dried rose sap? Ginger flavoured dates?). At last we weigh a woefully small amount of candy and Lara heads to the counter. What seemed like seconds later she returned.

“Sorry that took so long. The guy in front of me was taking forever. I think he was arguing about the price at first, and then about his card.”

“He was?”

“You didn't notice?”

“No. I was just standing here. Eating candy.”

Lara had most of the jubes to herself. I was full.



A World Lost to the Earth's Dimension

Above the world and through a porthole the red wing-tip dipping as a bubble in a level gauge. The clouds iridescent below mapping undreamt of lands – of a forest whose tops are freshly crowned with snow, sloping down to frozen rivers; of fire, fine finger-like tendrils of ash thrown over the earth; of river deltas choked with alluvial mud, broad fans mixing into the dark blue deeps below; of dunes of purest white sand in endless coruscations reaching to a horizon shielded by alabaster peaks. The clearest sensation of passing above a bright map below.

Fury Like a Line of Distant Mountains

Lara is stopped for a search at security, her bag picked like fish at a corpse, and I watch a young Korean woman lose her shit entirely at the carry-on counter. Toting a massive army-green gym sack she is waving her arms back and forth at her two friends whilst a massive security guard stands behind.

I have no idea what she is saying but it is clear she has been pushed beyond the edge. Her friends try to take her arms, hold her shoulders down but they are flung up like banners above a crowd of fingers. I do not bother to hide my interest like the family climbing the escalator, keeping their curious toddler in front of them. The girls are looking around for somebody clearly lost and a second security guard comes to join the first, shrugging his shoulders in an impassive semaphore.

“Doesn't look like she's getting that on,” Lara says beside me.

“Look at the size of it though. Unless she was preparing to stow herself in the overhead locker, I don't see how she thought she could get it on.”

“Maybe she could climb inside it, like a sleeping bag.”

“What, and sit on the seat like that policeman from Noddy? Mr Glob?”

“Mr Plod.”

The security guard approaches us, I flash him my ticket and he takes one look at my backpack and waves me along. We watch the scene sinking below as we rise toward departure.



That Quote From Pynchon

Earthbound, we are limited to our Horizon, which sometimes is to be measured but in inches. We are bound withal to Time, and the amounts of it spent getting from one end of a journey to another. Yet aloft, in Map-space, origins, destinations, any Termini, hardly seem to matter – one can apprehend all at once the entire plexity of possible journeys, set as one is above Distance, above Time itself. Thomas Pynchon, “Mason and Dixon”



Daniel East is a Rocket Man. And it's gonna be a long, long time.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

The Water of Life

As many of you may know, The Great Affairs has been in hiatus for the last month. 'What the hell,' I hear you screaming. 'You've only been around for seven months. What lazy bums you must be.' Well now I'm going to make you feel very bad. We were in Cambodia and Malaysia trawling, suffering, expiring for stories for you, our avid readers. And boy did we find them. This first article will kick off a brand new series entirely made up of East and Lara, featuring East and Lara and threatening even more East and Lara in the future. You lucky rascals. And so:


I am not a woman who enjoys the idea of 'settling'. There are so many bad connotations related to the word: tea leaves settling in the bottom of my mug instead of floating around like happy little antioxidant motes; settling a bill that I was never really able to afford; going to a settled estate and finding absolutely nothing I want to buy. But the most frightening significance I understand is that of physically settling down. I so desperately don't want to find myself disappointed with where I find myself. There are so many options in life and only a fraction of them are concerned with where I choose to live but this just makes me panic more. How do I sift through these choices to find the one that's right for me? Is there even a right one? Why can't there be a right ten, all at once? Why can't I have all the countries?




It seems to me that the more places I go in life the more I realise that the world is, basically, fluid. Every country has the shadow of another upon it in the forms of landscape, religion, people, to the point where one piece of scenery can be completely replaced by another with barely a flicker of an eyelid. When I first touched down in Korea way back in April I looked out the airport bus window and thought, my god those trees look like the trees on the highway leaving Heathrow. East seemed excited by this proclamation, as though I'd told him that the northern hemisphere was essentially all the same and visiting one country gave you a passport to all. In reality this fact has become a worldwide phenomenon.

We had been in Cambodia for twenty minutes, long enough to hire two Khmer drivers to take us into Siem Reap proper on the back of their motorbikes. We rumbled along a newly developed strip lined with enormous hotels all called things like 'Pride of Angkor' and 'The Angkor Wat Palace' and in between asking my driver what was growing by the side of the road and him telling me he used to be a monk, I saw a billboard for Korea's KEB bank. As it flashed by I went over the Hangeul in my head and for a long second completely forgot my location. There I was, a British/Australian on holiday, riding along the outskirts of a Cambodian city and reading the language of the Asian country I call home. The stretch of the world has made everything concrete turn fluid, everything that you assume to belong to one country able to bleed into another. When we got off our bikes I told East what I'd seen and his amusement made me realise just how funny it was that I was even able to read Korean let alone read it on the back of a speeding motorcycle in Siem Reap. Thus was my first introduction to our time away. And like all enormous realisations, it came in a pair. This was the first thing I saw upon stepping off the bus at Kuala Lumpur's central station:



On our first day away I made a bet with myself that I'd meet someone who came from somewhere I once did. I managed to win this bet six days after we arrived in Battambang, a place most tourists know due to the fact that the summer season necessitates a ten hour boat trip to reach it. Before leaving this largely market-place city for Sihanoukville, we went for drinks and pool with a couple we'd met at our hostel and I asked the Australian man where he was from. It went like this:


Me: So where are you from?

New Friend: Australia.

Me: Yeah I know but where?'

New Friend: Near Sydney.

Me: Me too.

New Friend: A place called Bowral.

Me: You're kidding. I'm from Bowral.

New Friend: What school did you go to?

Me: Bowral High.

New Friend: Me too.


And yada yada yada. While we expounded on our amazement and compared who we both knew and where we both went, East and our new friend's girlfriend sat back and rolled their eyes with the boredom of not knowing who or where we were talking about. At first I thought they were bitter but then I wondered why I was making such a fuss. Is it entirely surprising that we would come across the familiar while travelling abroad? If the world is fluid and each section is now so completely diluted with another, surely there's nowhere left where we can be truly free from our home? Nowhere to really be immersed without familiarity or language?

Our trip to Nepal offered me my first experience with the English language becoming a badge of honour rather than a valid method of communication. Billboards for Coca Cola, Pantene and North Face were plastered across Kathmandu's city face and each one carried English instead of Nepali. Though the general fluency was impressively high there were still glaring errors made all the more obvious because it wasn't English I was expecting to see. Especially when compared to Korea where English is either massacred or dramatically steered away from by the general public. Cambodia took Americanisation to a whole new level. Their chief currency is still the American dollar, though all our change was given in local riel. The tourists attractions, which make up most of the activities in larger cities, are written somewhat hilariously in pieced together English. Children on the streets of Phnom Penh greeted us with a barely accented 'hello' and if we didn't answer or pretended non-comprehension they proceeded to rattle off endless greetings in a variety of other languages, just in case we heard one we recognised. What I really appreciated, however, was the comedy of the signs.



Since getting back to my comfortable little apartment in Seoul I've been thinking about what this fluidity means to my future travel plans. I want the road less travelled, the unbeaten path, the mountainside not yet logged but I'll forever find myself falling into the tourist traps. And for good reason. These hugely popular routes have been created because there are amazing things to be seen. Angkor Wat may be crowded but it's also hauntingly beautiful. There were times on the Tonle Sap that we were staring at passenger boat after passenger boat but floating all around us were houses on plastic drum rafts and children paddling in bin lids with snakes around their necks. Like all things in life, we took the good with the bad and who's to say that fluidity is one or the other? Or that we can't appreciate seeing part of ourselves everywhere we go?



Lara could travel to the moon and meet someone who went to her pre-school.